5 Kids, 1 Wife, 1 Grandchild

There are two people in the world to whom I could text the words "goony goo goo" and get a laughing/crying emoji in return. One is...

(1) Acres of pasty white flesh. Everywhere. My buddy Kenny Beavers, a wise man of African-American descent, once said, "The snow melts...

For years, I have had a love-hate relationship with the sun. My friend Kenny Beavers, who is of African descent, used to say, "White ...