Showing posts with label Buck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Buck. Show all posts

Monday, September 27, 2021

Recent encounters with wildlife

 


(1) The little guy pictured above was somewhere in the house when our cat Ginny caught him. This was unusual in that, when we’ve had mice a few times over the years, it has always been Charlie who tracked them down. But this time, Ginny was the one credited with the capture. Terry noticed the little fuzz ball hanging out of Ginny’s mouth and called me into the room. Ginny, acting on instinct, was very possessive of her catch and ran away when I tried to take the mouse from her. We eventually got her to drop it and I scooped him up and took him outside, where I presume he is now living more in fear of hawks and owls than house cats.

(2) I see a lot of deer on my early-morning walks, but recently I’ve had multiple encounters with a big old skunk. He hangs out in a wide patch of grass that I pass twice on my usual route. The way he moves suggests he is older, though that probably only means he is 3 or 4, given skunk life spans in the wild. Half the time he doesn’t even notice me, but when he does, he instantly becomes alert and raises his tail. I give him a very, very wide berth, and after a few tense seconds we both go on our way. I like to think we have a wary mutual respect, but I’m sure he knows he’s the one in control of the situation.

(3) Speaking of deer, we get them in our yard all the time, to the point that I usually don’t pay them much mind. But we had a huge buck walk across our property recently and I couldn’t help but marvel at the sheer size of him. I don’t recall any of our local deer population ever getting that big. In my mind, the other deer call him “Moose,” though I suppose “Buck” is just as likely.

Monday, January 25, 2021

It is only through great struggle that I can remember your name

 


If you have seven minutes free to watch this, one of my favorite Saturday Night Live skits of recent years, may I suggest you do?

This is a takeoff on a game show called "What's That Name?" Hosted by the hilarious Bill Hader, the show has contestants John Mulaney and Cecily Strong trying to identify people's names they should remember. John cannot successfully identify his best friend's wife's name, for example, while Cecily fails to come up with the name of the wife of a fellow partner in her firm.

I can painfully relate to both.

It is a basic courtesy to remember someone's name when you are introduced to them. And much of the time I do, but only because I go to great lengths to imprint that name in my brain.

If I just casually hear their name and say hello, it is gone within seconds.

So I must repeat it to myself several times over, which leads to conversations like this:

PARTY HOST: Scott, I'd like you to meet Chuck McGlargle.

CHUCK: Scott, nice to meet you!

ME: Nice to meet you, too!

ME (to myself): "Chuck McGlargle. Chuck McGlargle. It's Chuck McGlargle. Do not forget it. Or at least don't forget the Chuck part. Chuck. Chuck. Chuck."

ME (to Chuck): So what do you do for a living, Buck? CHUCK! I MEAN CHUCK!

The next time I meet Chuck/Buck, whether it's a few minutes or a few years later, I feverishly wrack my brain to come up with his name. If I can't do it, I have to revert back to, "Hey, buddy! Nice to see you!" Or, "Heeeeeeyyy there, big guy, what's going on?"

The other person knows instantly that you have forgotten their name. Most people, like me, will simply gloss over it and move on. But I admire those who, good naturedly, will say something like, "Chuck McGlargle, we met at Bob's party." Or, even bolder, "You don't remember me, do you? I'm Chuck!"

It's not that I think you're unimportant. On the contrary, I love meeting new people, and I find virtually every person on the planet to be interesting (this is part of my personality...I sincerely think everything and everyone is fascinating).

It's just that while my body is very much that of a 51-year-old man, my mind has matured faster than the rest of me and has, for the better part of three decades, been that of a 95-year-old resident of assisted living.

I want to remember who you are, I really do. I simply lack the ability to retain this information.

It is my sincere hope that Chuck/Buck (or, if I've given up completely, "Dude," "Champ," or "Ace") will forgive me.