Showing posts with label Luxembourg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luxembourg. Show all posts

Saturday, August 14, 2021

Here's one advantage the people of Luxembourg have over Americans


There is an old joke that goes something like this: If you speak three languages, you're trilingual. If you speak two languages, you're bilingual. If you speak one language, you're American.

To be fair, there are obviously a whole lot of non-Americans in the world who only speak one language. But compared to our friends in say, Europe, we here in the U.S. of A tend to be a little lacking in terms of our linguistic diversity.

I have become more acutely aware of this fact in recent weeks as I've conducted meet-and-greet meetings with my new colleagues at Goodyear. We have a very substantial operation in Luxembourg, and virtually every person to whom I speak from there could be classified as quadrilingual (if that's a word). They all seem to know French, German, Luxembourgish and English.

And not only do they speak those four languages, they speak them pretty well. A good number of them also speak Italian or Dutch...and, interestingly, Portuguese (as a full 18% of Luxembourg's inhabitants are of Portuguese descent).

Luxembourg is a really small country, so it's heavily influenced by its geographic neighbors. What's more, the population literally rises by one-third every day when thousands of Belgians, French, and Germans drive into the country to work there. It then goes back to normal levels when they all leave around 5pm.

Isn't that cool?

I asked Alex, a Goodyear communications manager in Luxembourg, how you know which language to speak when you walk into a store in Luxembourg. He said a lot of the time you just know, but when you're not sure, you just look at the signs and listen to the people around you, and you immediately slip into the appropriate tongue.

That's also very cool, at least to me.

You may not have known that "Luxembourgish" is a language, but it is. Alex tells me it's really just a mix of French and German, but you can't ever say that to the native speakers, who will be offended.

Good to know for when I finally make it over there. I can't wait.


Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Here's why Wikipedia is so awesome

Look, I know you're not supposed to trust everything you read on the Internet, particularly on Wikipedia, which is built on the premise that any moron with access to a computer can edit it.

But look at this: Wikipedia has an article about today: February 25th. Seriously, go ahead and click on it. You're going to find a long list of things that happened on this date in history, most of which mean almost nothing to me.

Unless it's your birthday or anniversary or something, February 25th is just another day. Except that Wikipedia is here to show you that February 25th is an amazing day.

At least, it was an amazing day for Marie-Adelaide, who 103 years ago today became the first reigning Grand-Duchess of Luxembourg. I don't even know who Marie-Adelaide was, and I have only a rough idea where Luxembourg actually is. But I'm interested enough to go learn more about her, and that's thanks to Wikipedia.

Speaking of places I could only find on a map after thinking about it for a few minutes, that Wikipedia article also tells me that 35 years ago today, the government of Suriname was overthrown in a military coup. You didn't know that, did you? And now you do. You're a better person, and again, you have Wikipedia to thank.

I graduated from college a few years before the Internet really took off, but I imagine that many a history report and English essay owes its existence to last-minute "research" conducted on Wikipedia. Which is totally wrong and totally lazy, yet totally awesome.

By the way, Wikipedia has separate articles that will tell you what happened on any given day of the year. Here are a few to check out: June 13th, September 18th, December 2nd, and March 31st. You're welcome.

Other than the cost of Internet access and hardware, all of this information is free for you and me. We can look it up any time we want. And Wikipedia has a team of editors and overseers whose job it is to make sure that even when a moron does start messing with the articles, it gets cleaned up right away.

Do you understand what I'm telling you here? It's all free. And it's all on Wikipedia. Free. Wikipedia. Five minutes on Wikipedia and you walk away a better, more knowledgeable person.

Why am I the only one amazed by this?